Sharon turns down Fiji because none of the hotels meet her standards, while Ozzy nixes a number of other locations for various reasons. Sharon worries after hearing some stories about Bert ("They call him cauliflower dick. After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy is released and continues to convalesce at his home in England. Gearing up for the eagerly anticipated second season of The Osbournes, Sharon brings viewers up to date on the family's activities and what's been happening around the Osbourne household. Jack and Kelly then go out clubbing, on Sunset Strip, using fake IDs. The family's numerous dogs has been excreting far too many times in the house, and ruining valuable furniture in the process. Sharon has Robert and Jack move a heavy statue out to the garden, but never seems satisfied by the location. Season: OR . Lola grows lonely and bored because she misses Jack so much. and Sharon sighs: "We're gonna hear about this fucking gravy for the next year". One night the neighbors play camp songs, and Jack finally has enough. She clashes with her mother often, and accuses Sharon of messing with her head when she expresses her concerns. Meanwhile, Jack must attend an online traffic school after getting a speeding ticket. This leads to a scene of Ozzy dancing with Kelly while the song plays in the background. She tries to encourage Jack to settle down and find a steady girlfriend, but he would rather juggle several girls because the idea of a relationship freaks him out. Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly later attend an event in honor of Covenant House, where Sharon receives an award and Kelly bids on a puppy. Sharon does not want her to go away alone (she prefers her to have security at all times), and drives Kelly crazy as she somewhat jokingly nags her. Sharon wants Bert to stay at the house (and sleep in Jack's room) when his band comes to town. Jack says Lola is demolishing the furniture because Kelly has bought a new cat into the house, and Lola is angry. The family visits a medieval-themed club to celebrate Jack's birthday, and buys him a knight suit. Ozzy gets completely plastered, causing mayhem such as making out with Marilyn Manson. He wanders about trying to get the cat until Sharon finally assists him and gets the cat. Ozzy then briefly talks on how much Kelly and Jack fight but that they should outgrow it. Kelly doesn't believe that he will pass his driver's test because he is such a poor driver, but Sharon disagrees. Kelly feels Jack deserved what he got; Melinda agrees somewhat, but warns Kelly to be careful about her temper. Sharon had returned home and says she'll reunite with Ozzy in Houston because she misses him so much. She angrily insists that she actually discovered the band that Jack is helping, and that he hasn't given her any credit. Jack had been complaining that he didn't like the students, he threw rocks at students and tents and he cursed at the school captain. Get the uncensored version, however, because you get the choice to bleep or not to bleep. He also momentarily mistakes a seal for a shark. Dont you get that from virg-, virginia, virginial, Venereal disease mum. He believes that he is going to just be a guest, and is furious when he learns (at the last minute) that he is to serve as co-host. Jack shoots at the court with his paintball gun, leading to a visit from the police. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. She does a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, and ends up storming off and having another tantrum. Episode 1. The Osbournes suffer through a miserable Thanksgiving. Kelly feels hurt when Sharon repeatedly criticizes her wardrobe. 10:33. The family travels to New York to go Christmas shopping, returning home on Christmas Eve. Kelly becomes very ill after drinking too much, and claims that she is going to stay in all weekend. This season was split into two parts with a total of 10 episodes for each part. His yell of horror can be heard beyond Beverly Hills... Ozzy's releases his first solo album in six years. Ozzy appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno as a performer. She finally tries to sneak him into the house, but Sharon catches them. I love it.". Sharon takes Robert shopping for furniture for his new room. Jack flips Kelly the finger for no reason. Learn more. Ozzy tries to cheer her up by building a fire outside the beach house so that she can spend some time outside. This brings up a scene with Kelly complaining to her mom that she doesn't cook. Kelly also makes several personal appearances. Ozzy worries about the behavior of one of the bulldogs, Colin, as he is attacking the other dogs (especially Lola). Elijah Wood and his sister Hannah visit the Osbournes. The second season of the reality series The Osbournes premiered on MTV on December 3, 2002 and concluded on August 12, 2003, consisting a total of 20 episodes. The Osbournes (TV Series 2002–2005) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Season 3, Episode 20 March 21, 2005 The series finale finds the Osbournes submitting to family therapy to address some of their issues, which are illustrated by clips from past episodes. Jack and Sharon argue when she insists on going out to dinner. I always don't know what to say"). Season: OR . Kelly complains that elder sister Aimee had booked her a gynecologist appointment. He is then shown grinding coffee, collecting firewood, and making microwave popcorn. The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday. Ozzy suffers an accident while riding one of the ATVs. Create. Live Streaming. Kelly irritates her mother by getting a lip ring. Nevertheless, they both have a great time on the trip. Episode List; TV Schedule; Details. But you mention the "C" word and you suddenly get this feeling of death come over you." He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Priceless. Suddenly, the director yells, "Cut!" Sharon ultimately decides on Hawaii, although Ozzy is still reluctant to go. The episode starts with a brief scene of Ozzy and Sharon trying to turn on their new vacuum cleaner. Ozzy doesn't want them to go, as he fears they will be kidnapped or contract malaria. Ozzy and Sharon worry that he will spend too much time gambling. Everyone becomes very frustrated, and reaches the conclusion that Sarah must be replaced by someone with more experience. Later they are on a tour bus driving around New York, and Sharon is informed that Michael, their security guard, had been arrested for robbing a house behind theirs. The family tries to decide where to go on vacation. © 2021 TV GUIDE, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. Ozzy gives everyone who stops by the house a tour of his new home studio. Ozzy loses a diamond pinkie ring that is worth over $100,000. Kelly is to serve as flower girl, with Jack and Robert as ushers. It is revealed Kelly has bought two cats, and Ozzy sees them. Ozzy buys a lot of kitchenware, and spends over $600 on candy for Sharon. The next scene though comes up and it's revealed that Jack hasn't gotten up to go to school. Kelly can't bring herself to fire her friend, so Sharon volunteers to handle it. Ozzy becomes annoyed with Sharon for trying to decorate his studio. Duke of Edinburgh. And though the later season start to wane in charm, the first season will always remain a ground-breaker and an … She and Ozzy agree that they will no longer work unless it is a project they can take together. Meanwhile, Melinda learns that she is pregnant, and annoys Kelly by talking about her pregnancy nonstop. The family charter a private jet to Vegas. 21:12. He misses Sharon, who is busy working on her show, and is upset about the weight he has been gaining because he cannot work out. Buy Episode 1 HD $2.99. Ozzy mixes alcohol with the pain medication for his foot injury and winds up stoned. The Osbournes journey into the unknown with video evidence of UFOs, aggressive poltergeist activity and a humanoid that breaks all the rules of physics. Melinda calls Ozzy and Sharon and says that Jack has left the house and hasn't returned for hours. Jack tries to explain that Christina actually had nice things to say about Kelly. Next, Jack and Sharon start throwing ham across the fence. Season 1 … Ozzy has well gone into his tour, traveling across the USA. Jack and Kelly return home and are reunited with their loved ones. He and his friends jump off a pier, but Jack winds up breaking his elbow. The life of Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. Season 1 The Osbournes or: There Goes the Neighborhood. Ozzy and Sharon discuss their sex life, and how Ozzy has been using Viagra excessively because he had been 'shooting blanks'. Add episode. Kelly recruits her friend Sarah to play the drums in her band. Meanwhile, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating. However, nothing seems to have an effect on the neighbors. Jack tries playing drums outside, and Ozzy blasts the loudest, most obnoxious music he can find. Kelly then complains that "15 year old boys shouldn't be playing with rifles and knives" She then brings up an old situation that Jack had shot Kelly with a pellet gun six year earlier and she still has a grudge. Ozzy is angry by all the special side effects, thinking it will distract the fans from his music. Ozzy very reluctantly agrees to appear in the Halloween episode. She asks Ozzy to go talk to Kelly and reassure her. He tells Jack it's no such big deal to apologize to Melinda for being bratty. They later engage in a bizarre wrestling match in the driveway that finds them stripping half-naked. Sharon becomes fascinated with the idea of becoming P.Diddy's mother-in-law, and embarrasses Kelly by refusing to stop talking about it. The debut episode opens with a brief introduction of the family with a voice-over and scenes of each member. Ozzy then announces that he and Sharon have been invited to Washington DC for a press dinner at the White House. He later plays a demo of the new song for Jack and Brieann. By joining TV Guide, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy. She overhears her family talking about her and decides to leave home. They get along very well, and Jack teaches her some of his favorite recipes, including beans on toast. Kelly experiences problems in her relationship with Bert. Beliebt Duke of Edinburgh. She forces them to move it several times. She later meets P.Diddy at a party. He flees the house with the body. Ozzy insists that he will not drink this time. Rate. Ozzy then starts to talk about Jack. The episode starts with Ozzy sitting in his dining room and enjoying dinner and recounts a time when a stray cat entered their house. Ozzy and Sharon leave to go to Washington and Sharon tells Ozzy that she got President Bush some cuff-links as a gift. By ordering or viewing, you agree to our Terms. Year: Season 1. When the event finally arrives, Ozzy is surprised and pleased to see his family. Meanwhile, Jack finally gets a hair cut after two years. Jack schools a confused Ozzy and Sharon on the mysterious Aswang, and Ozzy has a biblical revelation. Sharon promises to talk to him, but this does little to reassure Kelly. 5 Mar. History repeats itself, as Ozzy falls asleep on a couch and Sharon laments that she has again been cheated out of her wedding night. Kelly becomes very upset because she is tired of Jack and his friends keeping her from sleeping. Ozzy and Sharon are more than a little put off by the fact that Jack just lets Dill come over without telling them, let alone asking for permission. Ozzy opens a champagne bottle, and almost breaks something when the cork flies across the room. On a day off, Sharon and Kelly go on a shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue, and loses Ozzy's credit card in the process. S1, Ep1. He refuses to perform two nights in a row with the silly special effects. The Osbournes Season show reviews & Metacritic score: Jack and Robert fly to England to spend time at the Osbournes' other home. Ozzy embarks on his last promotional concert for his new album in New York. Jack parties out late, orders pizza in early morning, sleeps in, and plays games. Ozzy is bewildered by a rotisserie turkey as it cooks in the kitchen. The family feuds with their next-door neighbors, who blare easy listening music in the yard into the wee small hours of the morning. Jack winces in embarrassment as the Osbournes go on to say how Ozzy would get 'hard' at inconvenient times when Sharon is sleeping and not interested. Everyone talks about their reactions to the news of her diagnosis. The Osbournes are packing their stuff at the Peninsula Hotel in New York, and Sharon tells Ozzy and Jack that one of their tour truck drivers had an accident the other day. Go to Alaska! Dill and Jack engage in a political debate that seems to bore the rest of their friends. A devastated Sharon retreats to the family's Malibu home to escape memories of Minnie. Then, Ozzy talks to Kelly and Melinda about being put in jail for stealing. Sharon tries to have a fire going in the fireplace for his arrival, but it ends up getting a little bit out of control. Sharon threatens to give the dog away but later decides to hire a dog trainer. Jack manages to get to the school bus in time and is off to camp, but Sharon is very worried that Jack may need medication. Jack is irritated by the fact that Dill is the only one who doesn't seem to be helping clean up the mess, although Dill points out that he would only make things worse. ‘The Osbournes Want to Believe’ Comes to Travel Channel 00:32 About the Show They may be known as the first family of darkness, but legendary rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his wife, Sharon Osbourne, are borderline skeptics when it comes to the paranormal. Kelly lends a hand and switches on the vacuum, and Ozzy complains about the loudness of the vacuum. Ozzy then introduces and discusses Sharon, and there scenes of her giving him a breath strip. Ozzy doesn't know how to handle it and he doesn't know proper etiquette, he's a street guy. He plans to go out with it, but Sharon and Ozzy warns if he goes out with an army-style haircut, a tee with 'Cocaine' on it and holding a pocket knife, he would get arrested by the police. He also becomes fascinated with carrot cake, but Pete tries to stop him from overdoing it. Home Top Box Office Sold by Amazon.com Services LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Pop star Mandy Moore comes over to the house to hang out with Jack. The cops come back! Ozzy goes on a workout regimen to get in shape for a tour. Jack gets another tattoo and reveals it to Ozzy. In spite of all the problems, Sharon is happy and content that they're finally 'home'. Ozzy says that he's the President...he's not allowed to accept gifts. Ozzy decides to stay home while Sharon, Melinda and the kids travel to New York. Kelly and Jack quickly patch things up, as they hang out in the kitchen and share some Easy Mac. Kelly later mistakes the nose ring for something on her nose and accidentally flicks it out. Kelly and Jack grow tired of appearing on Sharon's show; both refuse her request for a co-hosting appearance. He wakes up one night to find himself beating up Lola. Meanwhile, Kelly frets about yet another confrontation with Christina Aguilera, this time during the MTV Europe Awards. When Christmas finally arrives, presents are exchanged, and the Osbournes are paid a visit by Ozzy's son from his first marriage, techno DJ Louis Osbourne. Ozzy eventually returns home and despite a broken leg, he has to fetch the cat which walks around the dangerous unfinished pool. Ozzy is left all alone, with no one to help him fix the television. Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances. Jack then announces that Kelly has covered Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and that she would be singing it at the MTV Movie Awards. Jack celebrates both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Ozzy is able to fly back home to Los Angeles, and is greeted warmly by the family. Kelly struggles to adjust to life in rehab, and frequently calls home requesting various personal belongings. Kelly strongly objects when Jack dances with Christina Aguilera, whom Kelly had previously insulted on a number of occasions. Dill is obnoxious and slovenly, and creeps out Ozzy and others with his habit of always scratching his head. Jack tells Kelly, "Just because you have a hit song doesn't mean you can steal my spritz bottle.". Even though Sharon insists that he throws the fruit. Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve. They get in trouble with the captain for throwing firecrackers at the pelicans. But Jack is very depressed for some unknown reason and it becomes a struggle for Melinda to get him up. Season 1, Episode 2 Breaking All the Rules. Meanwhile, Jack is alarmed when he acts out violently in his sleep. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip. Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. Sharon starts talking about Christina Aguilera's album 'My Kind Of Christmas'. She asks Bert about his nickname, leaving Kelly mortified. Somehow Sharon persuades him to do the two shows anyway, and they become a success. They order a family meeting and give a stern talking to Kelly and Jack, despite concerns that Kelly would cause problems, it is Jack that becomes outraged and leaves the meeting failing to improve while Kelly decides to change. Kelly and Robert annoy Ozzy when they disturb his sleep with their loud, drunken behavior. Ozzy, Sharon and Jack return home, managing to get all the bags onto the plane. The kids get into a brawl, which Sharon must break up. Jack shows Robert the house and introduces him to … More purchase options. Sharon and Melinda try to convince her to change her mind. Jack and Robert go to the family's old mansion in England, Kelly is on tour, and Ozzy discovers an old keyboard of his. Full Cast and Crew; Release Dates; Official Sites; Company Credits; Sharon helps Ozzy pick out a watch to wear. They later get along well while riding ATVs on the family's estate. Jack is deeply annoyed by this as he had been told by a friend that they would all be meeting "some Penthouse chicks" while in Vegas. Season 1, Episode 2 Not Scared. At a special dinner that night, she announces that her cancer is in remission and that she will finish her treatment in January. This page is an episode guide to all 52 episodes of the reality television series The Osbournes. Ozzy rejoins his family (including Minnie) in another room, and it is revealed that this episode has been scripted. She refuses to incorporate their suggestions into the show. Broadcast your events with reliable, high-quality live streaming. His friends invite strippers to the luau, and behave in ways that embarrass him. (He got it right after she was diagnosed with cancer.) Kelly complains about her twisted ankle after falling into a hole exactly the same size as her foot. Sharon recites her own vows, leaving Ozzy clearly touched. He tries to take Lola for a walk, but Sharon sends Jack to retrieve him. After the introductions, the episode deals with the family moving into their new Beverly Hills home. This irks Kelly and he tells Kelly that it's the little things in life that make people happy. Ozzy grows increasingly tired of the dogs and their tendency to defecate in the house. Sharon is touched by the woman's generosity and invites her to spend the night at the Osbourne home. He then calls Sharon a cunt, but then quickly apologizes. Ozzy finishes the episode saying, with advice about tattoos, that he doesn't want an eagle on his daughter's buttock. Everyone on board places bets on who can catch the largest fish, and a friend of Jack's wins the contest. Sharon goes to the doctor. He then looks into the camera and says, "I found out you can say anything to a woman. Everyone seems pleased with their duet, and Ozzy predicts that it could hit number one on the U.K. charts. Something smashes. Everyone pretends that the entire series has been fake: Ozzy expresses relief at no longer having to say the f-word, and tells someone to pick up the "fake" dog doo. He refuses to listen to Melinda when she asks them to be quiet. Ozzy continues to be miserable for a while, but cheers up following a private luau. Sharon is depressed about the fact that everyone is away at the same time. He also hates the bulky neck brace that he is forced to wear. The house is redecorated, and Ozzy finds himself extremely bewildered by a giant statue of a hand. Meanwhile, Ozzy uncovers an old keyboard from his Black Sabbath days and tries to get it working again. Ozzy then flies to England and Sharon joins Kelly and Jack. As the dog trainer leaves, Lola urinates on a carpet. Ozzy immediately suspects that Michael may have stolen his jewelry. Sharon admits that she doesn't know who President Bush is and that Ozzy is starting to get stage fright. Ozzy thinks it's a practical joke. Ozzy tells Jack that he is no longer to have people over at the house after 11 PM. At the dinner President Bush says, "What a fantastic audience we have tonight. The Osbournes (TV Series) TV. Meanwhile, Jack and his friends find new and disgusting ways to entertain themselves. Ozzy and Sharon finally persuade Jack to ask Dill to leave the house. He believes she should rest, but she is feeling well and can't stand to be cooped up in the house. The Osbournes curse to their hearts content and that in itself is funny. On the day Jack goes to camp, Melinda tries to wake up Jack. Ozzy continues to work out with his trainer, Pete, who Ozzy jokes may be a robot because he never stops talking, sweats, eats or goes to the bathroom. Sharon is touched to learn that Jack has a tattoo of the word "Mum" with a heart around it. Synopsis:As Sharon's canine collection grows, Ozzy is dismayed to find little puppy land mines scattered throughout their home and some mysterious chew marks on the furniture. Ozzy pays another visit to the dentist. It wakes Kelly who comes running out of the house and throwing tantrums. One of Sharon's scheduled guests, rapper/actor DMX, runs late and is in danger of not making it to the show on time. She takes her mind off of things by shopping, including the purchase of a state-of-the-art toilet. He tells her that she has done well and expresses his pride. Ozzy later becomes addicted to burritos ("Your father can't eat just 1 burrito, he has to have 900 burritos"). During the rehearsal, Sharon shows to Ozzy all the special effects for the shows. "), while Jack thinks that Bert is weird because he professed his love to Kelly after only a few weeks of dating. Meanwhile, Jack has problems with a band that he is trying to sign, as the guitar player is very reluctant to hand over the demos. Kelly and Sarah are less than impressed with Jack's latest female "friend," particularly because she once dated Jack's best friend. He and Sharon miss each other desperately. He becomes obsessed with trying to find it, and pleads with Sharon not to buy any more jewelry. Morning after her 17th birthday party, Kelly reveals to Ozzy that she has a tattoo on her hip. Jack practices parallel parking with his assistant, and winds up crashing into another car. Sharon, Jack and Kelly decide to surprise him in Chicago for his birthday. Ozzy, Sharon and Jack head to Hawaii for their vacation. She argues with Sharon, who suggests that she find another manager; and bites Jack on the arm. The family travels to Japan, where Ozzy is to receive the Legend Award at the Video Music Awards. Back in Washington, Ozzy and Sharon are getting ready for their dinner and Sharon says that Ozzy looks like Harrison Ford. Sharon threatens Jack she'll give Lola away. Get the uncensored version, however, because you get the choice to bleep or not to bleep. He had already been going through detox, and the news of Sharon's illness has made a difficult situation much worse. She yells and screams at everyone. The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone itchy and miserable. Rate. The family believes that Arthur has raped Gus the cat, although a veterinarian insists that this is impossible. Publicists begin pulling their clients from the show because they do not approve of Sharon's behavior, and Sharon grows tired of the constant tinkering with the show (adding cooking segments and makeovers). Ozzy comes home for a few days during a break in the tour. Hysterical. Ozzy, who had been sleeping through all this, awakes and grabs a piece of firewood and throws it over the fence. gossipcafe2020. Jack gets a pocket knife from one of his friends for Christmas. Kelly pouts, gets up and leaves the dining room. After the dinner, Jack's and Kelly's girl friends, come over for a visit and talk with the Osbournes in the sitting room. Sarah gets $10,000 for her services, and a job handling the slate during the filming of Kelly's video for "Shut Up.". Season 1 | Season 2 » ... Getting Started | Contributor Zone » Contribute to This Page. The debut episode opens with a brief introduction of the family with a voice-over and scenes of each member. He asks her to be his guest and gives her an expensive watch as an apology after one of his security guards knocks her down. Kelly complains that Jack is disrespecting her by hanging around someone that she dislikes, and insists that she would never do this to Jack. Ozzy receives a letter supposedly from the Prime Minister of Canada asking him to come to Canada to receive an award. He tries to give him away to an employee, but Jack strongly objects. Ozzy then finishes his dinner with a cup of tea and a montage of scenes from the season is shown. Beliebt. Sharon adds that Ozzy will come on stage in a sleigh that will go around the stadium. He also gets addicted to carrot cake. A 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction for the right to spend the day with Sharon. She is upset when Sharon accuses her of smoking. He and Jack eventually patch things up, and Sharon tries to get through to Kelly. Ozzy walks into Jack's room, wakes him up, and tells him that he needs to go to school. Sharon talks with a friend over the phone saying that the original name for Ozzy's tour was going to be 'Black Christmas', but was inappropriate because of the 9/11 attacks and its aftermath, so they renamed it 'Merry Mayhem'. 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